Here are a few real life examples..
* "Help SA" (Help send ambulance)
* "Help BRAG!" (Help being robbed at gunpoint)
* "IWTCTAM" (I want to confess to a murder)
* HIFAICGU (Help, I've fallen and I can't get up)
* "Help SDJPM" (Help some dude just punched me)
* "Alert BLS" (Alert Bin Laden sighting)
* "Help Walmart IOF" (Help Walmart Is On fire)
* "GCF-TYT" (Girl cat fight, take your time)
* "PS LOL!" (Possible suicide, lady on ledge)
* GWA-PBDOSPOI-CAG! (Global warming alert. Polar bear drifting on single piece of ice. Call Al Gore!)
* "Uh Oh.. NHHB!!" (Uh oh, Nuclear holocaust has begun)
You're welcome America!