* Wisconsin is known for their cheese. California is known for their sun and surfing. Oklahoma is known as the place Conway Twitty once trimmed his chest hair at a highway rest stop bathroom.
* I wonder if when the astronauts go on a space walk to repair the shuttle if they bring a bag lunch out there with them. I mean they probably can't just come back in the shuttle to have lunch. I bet the most frustrating thing has to be when they open their Lunchables and their crackers go floating off into deep space.
* She had a face that would make a freight train take a dirt road.
* Early forms of cotton candy were just dryer lint dipped in sugar.
* For me the true American Idols will always be Bel Biv Devoe.
* I am going to start a new club for people who didn't cry at Marley and Me. A dog died.. It wasn't grandma!
* I fell down the stairs my first day of Middle School. Way to start off with a bang.. doofus!
* McDonalds is still a baffling place for the elderly. The whole number system for the meals is confusing. Back then a #2 was something that happened after the meal...not before.
* Will scientists ever figure out why Captain Crunch cereal pulverizes the roof of your mouth?
* The people who think they are going to get rich off the internet are the same people that thought they were investing by collecting "rare" beanie babies.