Monday, December 08, 2014

Home Remedies

* For mosquito bites -- Scratch them till they bleed.

* For upset stomach -- eat at Arby's, this will induce vomiting thereby relieveing the stomach of pressure.

* For Muscle twitching -- Put leaches on the skin.

* For Leaches on the skin -- Take them off.

* For Insomnia -- Try watching European Football. 

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