1. I got married.
2. Too busy fighting crime.
3. The nuclear holocaust.
4. Got a call from Joe Biden telling me to stop.
5. I hurt my foo foo.
6. Meddling teenagers.
8. Writer's block and athlete's foot.
9. The only keys left on my keyboard are the 'T', 'E' and 'Page Up' keys.
10. Thomas Edison never blogged, why should I?