* We have a lot of bombs just sitting around. George Bush told him the rule is Use em' or lose em'.
* Putin double-dog dared him.
* He has yet to completely fulfill the hypocrisy requirement that goes along with receiving a Nobel Peace Prize.
* Nuclear holocaust sounds like a totally rad legacy.
* Bush got to :(
* It seems to be a bad idea, and that makes it kind of seem like a good idea to him.
* He already solved the economy thing, and playing UNO with Biden in the Oval Office is getting boring.
* Michelle would like to start her school lunch program there. Kids in Iran are pretty skinny.. but they could always be skinnier!
* Syria refused to get bombed for some reason.
* Iran...Iran so far away.