* Ariel Castro hung himself this morning. The women he held captive endured 10 years of his nasty rape and garlic and Chalupa breath all while tied up. He couldn't even make it a month. How's that for coward of the year?
* John McCain was caught playing Solitaire on his phone during a hearing on the Syrian war conflict. In his defense, He IS 77 years old, so when someone said "We have to go to a hearing on the Syrian war conflict" he thought they said "She has to go to a steering on the Bavarian store play solitaire on your phone conflict."
* I'm married now, so I own lots and lots of pillows for some reason.