Saturday, September 28, 2013

Shut The Government Down

Shut it down.. If not for any other reason than to let the ill-informed democrat voters know that the republicans did what they could to try and stop Obamacare.. That way when the kool-aid drinkers wake up to find out they got taken, they know who to put the blame squarely on.

Monday, September 23, 2013

Islams Latest Contributions To Peace


Last week over 500 people were killed explicitly in the name of Islam.
This week kicked off with a shopping mall massacre
and a barbaric suicide bombing at a Christian church
Islam is a religion in which the most devout members often commit
horrible atrocities while most of the rest never seem too bothered by it.

"Mohammed is God's apostle.  Those who follow him are harsh
 to the unbelievers but merciful to one another"
  Quran 48:29

2013.09.22 (Baghdad, Iraq) - A sectarian suicide bomber hits a funeral, killing at least sixteen mourners.
2013.09.22 (Peshawar, Pakistan) - Two Jundullah suicide bombers obliterate over eighty worshippers at a church service, including many women and children.
2013.09.21 (Azamiyah, Iraq) - Fundamentalist gunmen kill four people at a store selling alcohol.
2013.09.21 (Nairobi, Kenya) - Nearly sixty shoppers are murdered by Islamic activists in a targeted attack on non-Muslims at a shopping mall.
2013.09.21 (Sadr City, Iraq) - Women and children are amply represented among over seventy people massacred by a Shahid suicide bomber at a funeral.
2013.09.20 (Qalqiliya, Israel) - A Israeli soldier is kidnapped and murdered by Fatah.

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Top Ten Reasons Why Obama Now Wants U.S. Military Action In Iran

* We have a lot of bombs just sitting around. George Bush told him the rule is Use em' or lose em'.

* Putin double-dog dared him.

* He has yet to completely fulfill the hypocrisy requirement that goes along with receiving a Nobel Peace Prize.

* Nuclear holocaust sounds like a totally rad legacy.

* Bush got to :(

* It seems to be a bad idea, and that makes it kind of seem like a good idea to him.

* He already solved the economy thing, and playing UNO with Biden in the Oval Office is getting boring.

* Michelle would like to start her school lunch program there. Kids in Iran are pretty skinny.. but they could always be skinnier!

* Syria refused to get bombed for some reason.

* Iran...Iran so far away.

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Why Is Obama The Only One Gunning For War?

Obama, the Nobel Peace Prize recipient, seems hellbent on striking Syria. Most of the U.S. and the world see no point in aligning ourselves with Al Qaeda so that we can lob some grenades at Assad.

Apparently Obama doesn't understand the concept of getting out of the way when your enemy is destroying your other enemy.

But more likely, he can relate to Al Qaeda. I mean this is the president who befriended one of the worst domestic terrorists in our nation's history. Bill Ayers was his mentor. Why should we be shocked at anything this president does to align himself with rebels and bad men in general?

Besides, he did the same thing the rebels are doing in Syria, except he took a different route and imploded our nation from within using anti-growth policies and Obamacare to cripple us.. and when Obamacare begins like a computer virus he will see his full dream realized.

Now, Obama got out-smarted by Russia because Syria has agreed to Putin's plan. So the president looks like an utter fool on the world stage. But part of me thinks he has never cared what he looks like to anyone at anytime.. because he does whatever he does with full immunity in the American press and his political allies who are willing to watch the nation crumble in exchange for power and money that are handed down from the top through kickbacks and "opt outs" of Obamacare.

The question left is how do lefites, who claim to be about peace more than anything, and stood in protest every time George W. Bush even talked about the Middle East, now just give a full pardon to the current president who is just as much a war-loving country meddler that Bush was, without the charm or guts.

The left.. Wow.

Thursday, September 05, 2013

Dyson vs Oreck Magnesium

I've tried and tried to share this with my customers... When you buy a Dyson, you are paying for a name, and not much more.

Wednesday, September 04, 2013

Fun Facts

* Ariel Castro hung himself this morning. The women he held captive endured 10 years of his nasty rape and garlic and Chalupa breath all while tied up. He couldn't even make it a month. How's that for coward of the year?

* John McCain was caught playing Solitaire on his phone during a hearing on the Syrian war conflict. In his defense, He IS 77 years old, so when someone said "We have to go to a hearing on the Syrian war conflict" he thought they said "She has to go to a steering on the Bavarian store play solitaire on your phone conflict."

* I'm married now, so I own lots and lots of pillows for some reason.