* Apparently women are always cold. Always. And it's your fault.
* Kids have homework, they don't always understand it.. so it is our job to guide them.. When it is 9 o'clock and it is past their bedtime and he/she still isn't getting it.. try again tomorrow morning, because it's not easy to remain patient.. and yelling at him/her will get you nowhere.
* Playing outside, is like crack to young children.