* That's it! I am going to throw on a Metallica T-shirt, head down to the River Festival, and go play hackey sack with the goth kids under the bridge... because you normals just don't get me!
* have a cold or swine flu maybe. i have been craving bacon lately.
* My dad once told me that if someone at school flips me off, and they are holding up that middle finger, I should just say.."...is that how many friends you had before your dog died?" I remember trying it the next day and getting beat up pretty bad.
* I want to go back to 5th grade and play Oregon Trail and Number Munchers in the computer lab.
* There are more smashed squirrels on the streets of Wichita then there are people. I almost guarantee it.
* I hope all you girls who take these quizzes on here don't actually think the results are accurate A Facebook application doesn't actually know which Smurf you would be.
* My trick knee is acting up... storm is a brewin.. gonna be a big un!
* Don't worry everyone. I'm gonna fight a tornado.
* I smell pie.
* I remember that they would make us buy watercolor paint for school. And then we would use it only like once a year. What a waste. Government schools.