* Girls usually with dark rimmed glasses who read obscure novels and eat sushi find it impossible to not tell everyone they know on facebook when they are reading an obscure novel or eating sushi. It's a mix of elitism and a constant need for praise.
* Never trust anyone that owns their own pool cue.
* Bees work their entire lives for the queen and are unconditionally loyal to the hive. However, have we ever isolated one bee and offered it endless honey in exchange for him ratting out the ones that sting us for no reason? We could get him to wear a wire.