Tuesday, April 30, 2013

You've Got To Be Careful When You Abbreviate

The first day of school is... FABULOUS!!

I don't think they even understand what it's for

List of Overrated Bands

Let's alienate some people, shall we? Remember.. This is all relative, so before you carry torches to my house because I spoke ill of your favorite.. It's just my opinion.. and What do I know?

1. The Rolling Stones -- 5,000 albums later.. about 7 really good songs.

2. Bruce Springsteen -- He joins other lists of people who probably should never have been allowed to have a career in music in the first place. Who sings like that? Boring songs.

3. U2 -- Yawn-fest. Maybe a few good songs, but even those are not worthy of the psychotic nature of their cult like fan base.

4. Santana -- He's a great guitar player, if you like the same solo styling repeated over and over again. And it's great music if you like Latin influenced rock. But Rolling Stone Magazine of course has him in the top 100 greatest artists of all time. Really?

5. Eagles -- Hotel California and Desperado are sleep inducing. The rest is dullsville. yet they are worshiped by millions. Makes sense.

6. AC/DC -- I seriously enjoy and even love 2 AC/DC songs. But the rest sound almost identical to those two and then you have the ones that are too ridiculous for words. And Brian Johnson makes my brain hurt sometimes.

7. Grateful Dead -- I don't think a ton of people would disagree with me on this one. Pot smoking music, nothing more.

8. Janis Joplin -- Words can't describe how much Janis Joplin's "soulful" voice grates on my nerves. So much so that I have to walk out of a room if I hear the song "Me and My Bobby Mcgee". I just don't get it.

9. Madonna -- I was torn on this.. The first half of her career she had some really great songs that will forever be radio hits. Her dance music phase to try and stay relevant is stupid. Rolling Stone Magazine has Brittany Spears writing a piece on her for their 100 greatest artists piece.. That's just how far she has slipped.

10. Radiohead -- Again, I really liked a few of the songs on OK Computer. In fact I loved them. But they hype that this band gets from hipsters and music nerds is over-the-top on a scale that is almost unprecedented. Tone it down a notch and I might get on board.

Where am I wrong? It's okay to yell at me.

Monday, April 29, 2013

Weekend Roundup

This is a recap of my weekend...

* Finally got a couple domain names for this blog. www.lifeblog.us and www.aaroncoal.com will both get you to this website. So if you have trouble remembering the silly blogger address, those two will get you here.

* Friday night I had a friend over to celebrate his birthday and watch some Andy Griffith Show episodes. Might sound lame to you but I am a massive fan of that show and so is he. We study it. We know many episodes well.

* Saturday was the big BBQ and UFC get together at my little house. Lots of food and some serious UFC fighting. I panicked because I thought maybe I didn't order enough BBQ so I ordered a couple of large pizzas as well. It turned out that there was plenty of food for the 9 guys that showed up. The fighting was somewhat dull but I DID get to see my boy Jon Jones put a beat down on Chael Sonnen and even break his big toe in the process to the point that it was mangled and the bone was sticking out. Pretty gnarly injury but a great fight by the "baddest man on the planet".

* Sunday was church day. We went to Sunday School but had to leave before the main service because my Fiance had some wedding appointments to attend to.

* Speaking of wedding. I AM GETTING MARRIED IN 3 MONTHS! Sorry ladies..

Sunday, April 28, 2013

Dumbest Local News Story Ever

Wow... this is hard hitting news. Local journalism at it's finest.

"Flush It": Undercover Video Shows Just How Uncaring Abortion Counselors Are

This is absolutely devastating.
WARNING: This video contains vivid description of the abortion process.

May God have mercy on our souls...

Saturday, April 27, 2013

Two New Addresses For This Site

In an attempt to become more visable you can now find this blog more easily at aaroncoal.com and Lifeblog.us. You're welcome America!

Friday, April 26, 2013

Lethal Injection Recipient Calls The Experience "Great" For His Last Words

Lethal injection let's murderer's fall asleep peacefully after they rape, torture, and kill.

From: CBS Houston
HUNTSVILLE, Texas (AP) — A Texas inmate was executed Thursday evening for fatally shooting one of three people he and a partner abducted during a convenience store robbery nearly 11 years ago.

Richard Cobb, 29, didn’t deny using a 20-gauge shotgun to kill Kenneth Vandever in an East Texas field where two women also were shot and one was raped. He was convicted of capital murder.

“Life is death, death is life. I hope that someday this absurdity that humanity has come to will come to an end,” Cobb said when asked if he had any last words. “Life is too short. I hope anyone that has negative energy towards me will resolve that.

“Life is too short to harbor feelings of hatred and anger. That’s it, warden.”

But that wasn’t it.

Just before the lethal drug took effect and at the conclusion of his statement, Cobb twisted his head back, raised it off a pillow placed on the gurney and then toward the warden standing behind him.

“Wow!” the inmate exclaimed in a loud voice. “That is great. That is awesome! Thank you, warden! Thank you (expletive) warden!”

His head fell back on the pillow, and his neck twisted at an odd angle, with his mouth and eyes open.

He remained that way for some 15 minutes before a physician entered the death chamber to examine him and pronounce him dead at 6:27 p.m. CDT. Sixteen minutes had passed since the drug had been injected.

Read the rest of the article HERE

Thursday, April 25, 2013

The Lake Peigneur Disaster: One Of The Strangest Engineering Disasters Ever Caught On Tape

No More Bush's In The White House

I was a fan of President Bush. He was often a little too far left of center for me, however, I cannot think of a better person to have been in the White House when 9/11 happened. His "Bullhorn Speech" standing on the rubble of the World Trade Center is absolute brilliance. I had tears in my eyes and felt so proud to be an American that day. And I was one who believed that Iraq was a perfectly acceptable country to attack. There were so many in the Middle East that so richly deserved it. But Saddam Hussein captured alive...amazing.

I, however was not a fan of Bush 41. He was mediocre and even further left than a lot of lefties.

And so I think it's time we get out of the "Bushes", so to speak.  Why does everything have to be a dynasty? The Kennedy's pretty much owned Washington throughout the 50's and 60's. Unfortunately, their fate did not end well because of a period of assassinations in America. Sad.

Now Jeb Bush is being paraded around by George W, and Jeb's son George P. Bush is being groomed for his eventual run. I mean, how many of these guys are there? Are Tito or Jermaine Bush waiting in the wings for their turn?

We, unfortunately need to move drastically in reverse in order to fix damage done by our current destruction machine that is sitting in the Oval Office in his blue jeans with his feet up on the desk. We need an outsider. We need someone who has a "Joe The Plumber" lifestyle. Will that happen? Never. Washington is a Good ol' Boy club. Power is key.

I hate to sound cynical.. But pull your money out of the bank. Cash in your retirement. Get off the grid. They are coming for your money.

Jeb Bush does not steer us in the right direction. This is the very reason I changed my political affiliation to "none of the above". I'm sure Jeb is a great guy. But, let's try a whole new direction. Someone the Tea Party and the Washington Elite Republicans can semi-get behind together. Is that possible? Who knows?

Also.. Do we want 4 more years of Karl Roves flabby turkey neck flopping around while he sells out true conservatism for power and money? No.. He's worst than Bill Clinton, because he is Bill Clinton in a GOP mask.

NO Jeb Bush
NO Karl Rove
NO Bill O'Reilly

It's time to stop quivering under democrat's hitmen on conservative candidates. We should preach Freedom For ALL! Stay on message.. And No MORE COMPROMISE!

Monday, April 22, 2013

Fun Facts

* CNN had a story about how social media is not a good place to get your news because it is often inaccurate. Ten seconds later they ran a story where they reported that the kettle is black.

* You can bet that Jamie Foxx is the most racist person in the room even if he is standing in line behind the imperial grand wizard of the KKK at a seafood buffet.

How that guy from Boston must have felt when he looked under his boat cover.

Brilliant Airport Security Solution

Sunday, April 21, 2013

Saturday, April 20, 2013

This May Sound Stupid

I saw a funnel cloud earlier at 29th and Rock. I tried to call KSN but it was busy. It never touched down. But I was ready to tuck and roll!

I wish it were still socially acceptable for me to make a fort out of the couch cushions and play with Transformers.

* That new Spangles commercial is so annoying that every time I hear it I want to run out of my apartment and just start punching people in the face.

* I discovered that the only thing on cable tv these days are shows about car chases, forensic investigations, ufos, and Fresh Prince of Bel Air episodes.

* Yeah, I could've played in the NFL...But I gotta stop living in the past and think of the future

* Apparently the only three movies that the USD 259 Wichita school district ever allowed to be shown in class were Where The Red Fern Grows, The Never Ending Story, and Stand and Deliver.

I just went stationary biking for 8 miles. And the only scenery I saw along the way was dirty clothes all over my bedroom.

I bought a baby seal, so sometime this year I will need to club it.

* My Russian mail order bride came in finally. I am going to have to send her back because they sent me the wrong model. Good thing I kept my receipt!

I don't go to the river festival. I can sit around shirtless and eat funnel cakes at home thank you!

Friday, April 19, 2013

Actual Transcript Of The Capture Of Boston Marathon Bomber Suspect #2

They Call Us Islamophobic?

First of all, There are two types of fears. Healthy fears. These are the ones that keep you from grabbing a hot kettle and burning your palm clean off. And Unhealthy fears. These are the ones that are irrational, they serve no real purpose other than to soothe our psychosomatic false perceptions of something that is virtually harmless. For example.. People who have to touch a door knob 3 times before entering a room in order to feel safe.

Secondly, Liberals and left-wingers spend a majority of their time appeasing and apologizing to Muslims for the fact that they get stereotyped into a terrorist category. I don't believe that ALL Muslims are considered terrorists. I have never met anyone in my circle of Tea-partiers and Conservatives who believe that all Muslims are terrorists. I have actually never met anyone ever who would walk up to a Muslim and start harassing them generally for something done by an extreme sect of their religion. Just like how silly it would be to walk up to a Sunday School Christian and start harassing them for Fred Phelps and the Westboro gang.

But to me the big irony is that those who are constantly apologizing to Muslims are not doing so because they genuinely feel sorry for non-violent Muslims. To me it seems more out of fear, like the kids in Middle School who would attempt to make nice with the jocks and the bullies more out of self-preservation then genuine love.. Because they believed that these kids were simply misunderstood and if they sucked up to them and played nice then they would be less likely to be a target.

So who is the real Islamophobic?
If we had a united front against terrorism where we had a realistic look at who genuinely commits terrorism then we would be much safer. No one is calling for WWII style Japanese internment camps for Muslims.. Nobody.. Nothing even close to that.
All we are wanting is a heightened sense of awareness about who has the nerve to make a bomb and kill 5 year olds that committed the egregious crime of standing in the wrong place at the wrong time. NO Tea Party member would EVER do anything like that.

Thursday, April 18, 2013

It just got real up in here.

White People!

A Rough Week For America

First the Boston Marathon bombing, now we have this horrific blast near Waco, Texas. As many as 70 people feared dead at a fertilizer plant. Here's a video of the explosion from a good distance and these people are even blessed that they made it..

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

The Union Virus

Unions are the new mafia. The uneducated, unwilling, entitlement-laden mafia. They are a virus that uses threats, intimidation, and even violence to put the gun to the hand that feeds. I personally was a scab in a union dispute during my first big venture into working for a manufacturing corporation. It was like working with a bunch of 8 year olds. Not all Union workers act like 8 year olds..however all the lazy, whiny, childish workers are union. And that accounts for most of them. It's utterly pathetic.

A Swarm of Nano Quadrotors

This seems like the precursor to the invasion. This is Sci Fi come to life. Amazing video!

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Teacher or pedophile?

When all else fails.

Beat ya to it.

It's The End Of The World As We Know It

Kim Jong Il
The Boston Marathon Bombings
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Liberal Media
Virginia Tech
Hurricane Sandy
Barack Hussein Obama
Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton/Amanda Bynes
Alcohol Consumption
Rampant Drug Abuse
Locusts In Egypt
Sandy Hook Massacre
Mayor Michael Bloomberg
The Colorado Movie Theater Massacre
Nancy Pelosi
Hurricane Katrina
Chicago Murder Rate
Domestic Violence
Over Taxation
Joseph Biden
The Station Nightclub Fire
Gay Marriage
Fast and Furious
Alaska Airlines Flight 261
Hurricane Irene
Harry Reid
Joplin, MO Tornado
Reno Air Race Crashes
Joel Osteen
Rob Bell
Creflo Dollar
TD Jakes
Sports Victory Looting
Amoral Television/Music media
Erratic Weather Patterns
The DC Sniper
Teen Moms
Fatherless Children
Failing Public Schools
Socialist College Campuses

It's time to get right with God through His son Jesus Christ. You never know when a day might be your last here on earth. Our world is changing for the worst daily. There is only ONE WAY to paradise... And it does  NOT equal an assured good time on earth.. In fact it promises the opposite. Die daily and pick up your cross... But your reward is paradise and never dying spiritually. IF you are living each day for earthly happiness and self-indulgence...ask yourself.. How's that working out for you? Are you REALLY happy?

Fun Facts

* If I were president the new school lunch health choices would be replaced by a bacon bar and a chocolate milk fountain.

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Fun Facts

* The gym I go to is so fancy that we call it the James.

* Trying to give a crap where Tiger dropped his ball.. Just can't seem to get that done.

* New music today is just guys trying to out-hipster each other with the least fun music. And Rolling Stone will call it album of the year.

Friday, April 12, 2013

RIP Jonathan Winters

A Comic Genius. Legend.

Did Obama Come To Destroy America From Within?

In the first year or two of Obama's historic reign as POTUS I thought, maybe he really believes that liberal/socialist ideas are a better way to fix the economy. I knew he was wrong, but I was willing to contend that he won the election and he would give massive government a try because he genuinely believed that it would turn the economy around. But the numbers started getting worse over the next two years. So I thought, maybe he believes that it just takes a little time and then he would certainly try a different direction when he sees that spend and tax just isn't a viable solution. Because he loves America.. Right?

Then the numbers started tanking at levels not seen since Carter.. So it's time to try something different.. right? No.. Obama doubles down and continues on the path that simply is not working, almost with a "Try and stop me!" attitude, often using "executive privilege" instead of following our set rules and laws.

* Our schools are in shambles. 80% of NYC public school graduates cannot read!!!.. That is not a made up statistic.  80% of them are allowed to graduate without the ability to read even at a middle school level. I'm serious!

* Our taxes are going up whether we are rich or middle class.

* Our medical costs are sky high not to mention our ever climbing premiums.

* Violence, with or without guns, is rising.

* Spending is through the roof.

* The national debt is insane and growing at an alarming rate.

*  There are NO jobs... STILL!

*  Our military is being gutted and war vets are being denied basic services that are given freely to those blessed souls who just don't feel like working.

* Benghazi.

* Fast & Furious.

* Detroit.

* This list could literally go on and on and on.

So ask yourself.. Did the president who was influenced by his REAL father Frank Marshall (A Communist activist) and became good friends with Bill Ayers (A terrorist), become president as a friend of the country? Does he want America to remain a world power?

You tell me.

Monday, April 08, 2013

Behind Every Sign There Is A Story

I Just Can't Put It Down

North Korea's New Super Secret Camouflage Makes Them Virtually Undetectable

This May Sound Stupid

* No, I do not want to take a quiz to find out which type of pasta I am, which color I am, or which smurf I am.

* Looks like a storm is brewing. My phantom knee is acting up again.

 * I heard we are supposed to get 45 inches of snow with a 3 foot layer of ice on top of that.. plus locusts and the river will run red with blood. At least that's what KAKE is saying.

 * Really regret joining the Russian mafia. Too late now!

 * What's up with the carpet at the Downtown Public Library? Every time I walk in there the carpet design makes me feel like I'm about to have an epileptic seizure.

 * It seriously smells like my neighbor is roasting a goat and marinating it in Bengay. People from other countries cook strange, smelly things.

 * Instead of writing stupid things for my status, maybe I should post important things like what color shoes I'm going to wear to work or how I feel about cheese sandwiches.

 * Sometimes in the shower I like to pretend I am in a typhoon.

 * I don't make my bed for the same reason I don't tie my shoelaces after I take my shoes off.

 * I hate the wind. Do you? Let's hate the wind together!

One Tweet Singlehandedly Shows What's Wrong With Young Liberals Today

Margaret Thatcher died today. As usual the hate tweets are pouring in from the lefties. But this one caught my eye because it really shows the fundamental problem with the low-information left wingers...

Sunday, April 07, 2013

The Hatred Of The Left

Rick Warren's son committed suicide yesterday. The "Party of the people" decided that he is fair game and showed their true colors on Twitter.

Saturday, April 06, 2013

YouTube Round Up

Cringe-worthy nerd videos. These videos are so embarrassing that it is hard to make it through to the end.

And.. The worst of the worst... This kid loses his mind over some idiot video game...

Fun Facts

* Down the street from me the traveling carnival midway has been set up in a strip-mall parking lot. I can hear their white-trash screams from here.

* North Korea seems like the dumbest of countries. If we go to war with them I almost think we can give our military a rest and send in the Salvation Army and the Girl Scouts. Maybe even sell them some cookies.

Friday, April 05, 2013

For When You Just Stop Caring

The New Irony

George Orwell Rolls Over In His Grave 

Tear Down Those Barriers

The Logical Conclusion Of Nihilism and Atheism

Nihilists believe that everything is meaningless and nothing matters. Atheists believe there is no God and that you make your own morals. Every atheist is a nihilist in the end because once he or she deposits a collective morality then he or she must deposit a moral giver, someone from whom to differentiate good from bad.. and that's who they are trying to disprove to begin with.

There is no one that I can think of that better demonstrated the logical outpouring of believing in nothing than Carl Panzram. He was a serial killer in the 1920's who killed countless people for no other reason than to satisfy his hatred of mankind. He robbed, raped, and murdered. Like Hitler he read Fredrich Nietzsche which seemed to fuel his madness.
Nietzsche is the darling of the honest atheist.

Read Panzram's writings before he was hanged to find out what the world would be like if there actually were no God...
Reader discretion is advised. Quite disturbing!

"In my life time I have murdered 21 human beings. I have committed thousands of burglaries, robberies Larcenys, arsons and last but not least I have committed sodomy on more than 1,000 male human beings. for all of these things I am not the least bit sorry. I have no conscience so that does not worry me. I don’t believe in Man, God nor devil. I hate the whole damned human race including myself." [sic]

"If you or any one else will take the trouble and have the inteligence and paitince to follow and examine every one of my crimes and actions you will find that I have consistently followed one idea thru all my life. I preyed upon the weak the harmless or unsuspecting. Those I have harmed were all either weaklings either mentaly or phisicaly. Those who were strong in either mind or body I first lied to and led into a trap where they were either asleep or drunk or helpless in some way. I allways had all the best of it, because I knew ahead of time just what to expect and the others did not. I therefore was strong in my knolledge and stronger in body than those preyed upon. This lesson I was taught by others. Might makes right." [sic]

"I have no desire whatever to reform myself. My only desire is to reform other people who try to reform me. and I believe that the only way to reform people is to kill em. My motto is, Rob em all, Rape em all and Kill em all. I am very truly yours signed Cooper John II Carl Panzram" [sic]

Panzram was hanged on September 5, 1930. When they put the noose around his neck, he allegedly spat in his executioner's face and declared, "I wish the entire human race had one neck, and I had my hands around it!" When asked by the executioner if he had any last words, Panzram barked, "Yes, hurry it up, you Hoosier bastard! I could hang a dozen men while you're screwing around!

Thank God there IS a giver of life, and a standard of right.

"I'll Keep You Safe" by Sleeping At Last (Airplaneography)

Thursday, April 04, 2013

It's Good To Have Goals

I Got Off Of Facebook To Spend My Time More Wisely

So far so good...

UFC 159: Jones vs Sonnen Extended Preview

Karl Marx: He Smelled, Ate Fish Sticks, and Lived In His Parent's Basement

From iOwnTheWorld.com

Hmm. Turns out Karl Marx was just as smelly and personally useless as his modern-day acolytes!

Moe Lane
Hey, you want a good laugh? Figure out when I started to chortle… at the New York Times.
The Karl Marx depicted in Jonathan Sperber’s absorbing, meticulously researched biography will be unnervingly familiar to anyone who has had even the most fleeting acquaintance with radical politics. Here is a man never more passionate than when attacking his own side, saddled with perennial money problems and still reliant on his parents for cash, constantly plotting new, world-changing ventures yet having trouble with both deadlines and personal hygiene, living in rooms that some might call bohemian, others plain “slummy,” and who can be maddeningly inconsistent when not lapsing into elaborate flights of theory and unintelligible abstraction.
Still, it comes as a shock to realize that the ultimate leftist, the father of Communism itself, fits a recognizable pattern.
…Actually, no, it doesn’t come as a shock at all. Marxism is, as I have often noted, intellectualism forstupid people: it attracts third-rate True Believers and second-rate cynical opportunists, both of whom are eager to find an ‘intellectual’ movement that rewards memorization over reason, not to mention basic food production. That Karl Marx himself was just as, as Tim Blair put it, “stinky, broke, and mad” as his ideological great-great-grandchildren is hardly a revelation. The fact, though, that Marx apparently hated Jews just as much as some of the more vocal members of Occupy… no, wait, still not a revelation.  MORE