* Man, If Obama had been my math teacher in elementary school.... "If I have 4 apples and give Billy 1 apple, How many apples do I have now? ANSWER: Guess what, I get all your apples I keep 3 for myself and I squeeze the other apple up, now you both get apple juice."
* The Vice Presidential debate is going to be hilarious. If I were Paul Ryan I would talk very little and just every once in a while look over at Biden when he gets done talking and just start laughing hysterically and pointing and then look up, calm himself down and say "Oh, you were serious?"
* Al Gore has ballooned up to 250 lbs. I believe he is purposefully trying to change the earth's rotation enough to make his global warming racket seem more believable.