* The iPhone 5 comes out soon. I think everyone should go buy it at once. Folks, it's 18 percent thinner! You just can't afford to not afford it. Think how much easier it will be to take pictures of your breakfast each morning and share it with the world.
* "Bob Dylan's new album is by far the best album of the year." -- Annoying Hipster
* Muslims stormed the embassy in Libya today and killed 3 Americans. Obama immediately apologized on behalf of all Americans....to the Muslims!