1. There are no rules.
2. Truth is whatever you want it to be at any given time.
3. Lying is perfectly acceptable in order to cause change that favors your personal desires. (Besides, see #2)
4. White American Men are the cause of poverty.
5. God doesn't exist. If he did, he'd be cool with you, no matter how you lived your life. But he doesn't.
6. The Bible is homophobic, hateful, and harmful.. except for that Jesus dude, cause all he talked about was love and total acceptance.
7. The Koran is totally cool. Islam is a misunderstood religion full of peace lovers who simply want land back that was stolen from them by Jews and White guys who only want their oil.
8. How Muslims treat their women is none of our concern. Besides we have bigger atrocities over here having to pay for our own birth control and what not.
9. Crime is committed by good people who were led astray by wealthy white American males.
10. The police are all corrupt. Black policeman are "uncle toms".
11. Fox News is all lies, paid for by the RNC, the Koch Brothers, Halluburton, and other vague entities that we heard about one time.
12. The only objective news source is MSNBC-ABC-NYT-CBS-The Daily Show-and college professors who wear sport coats with patches on the elbows.
13. There still are no rules.
Did I forget any?