* Biden's hair plugs didn't cost the tax payers any money because he had a coupon. "Buy 3 Botox injections get the Hair Plugs for free!"
* His Secret Service code name is "Dr. Talks-A-Lot"
* He prefers the Lunchables with the Oreo even though they are slightly more expensive.
* Normally he would be second in line to be President in case of emergency, however the Supreme Court and Congress have agreed if that should happen that we may have to call an "Audible".
* He still thinks VP stands for Very Pretty.