Fun Facts

* The election for Republicans is fantastic this round. We get our choice from the philanderer ego-manic, the dude who isn't really even a Republican, or the crazy old guy who thinks we knocked down our own buildings on 9/11. Superb!

* Hugo Chavez says he thinks maybe the USA gave him cancer. Yay!!.. our Satellite Cancer Ray Gun finally worked. Thank you Pfizer!!

* Lady Gaga is still trying to make up for her lack of attractiveness points with "I'm Crazy" points... Only in America can you still be unpretty, untalented, and still get the public's attention... Just try the "I'm a transgender slut dressed up like a rubber chicken wearing thong underwear and a dead fish hat." angle.. It appears to work!