Monday, November 07, 2011

Aaron's Undeniable Truths

Just in case someone doesn't know...

* There is a God. He controls all things, at all times. Nothing comes to pass without His knowledge and stamp of approval.

* The end of all things is coming. All under the watchful eye of God.

* Everyone lives forever, ending up either in paradise or in agony. The way to paradise is through Jesus Christ, God's son.

* Islam has nothing to do with the true God. Simply saying that can get you killed.

* Conservatism is the only cure politically for America and the world. We have gone too far, all under the name of "progress".. however we ignored the truth that not all progress is good.. In fact most "progress" is actually just damage.

* If you do not work, you should not eat. Unless you physically cannot work, then you should be helped privately by those of us who can work.. The government should never enter the equation.

* Almost all conspiracy theories are completely bogus.

* People are NOT generally good. People are inherently bad.. The only way they can be good, is through God's grace.. and even then isn't it really God who is good?

* Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are the greatest combination of flavors in the history of edible things.

* Democrats and Liberals are far more racist deep down than 95% of any Conservative or Tea Party member.

* Democrats are the authors of slavery, segregation, Jim Crow laws, lynchings, the KKK, and affirmative action. If you are dark skinned they prefer you on the plantation with your voting finger securely tied to the D button.

* Herman Cain should be president.

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