* Non-alcoholic Beer
* Homosexuals that believe in evolution (Sometime, I'd be happy to explain why this makes NO sense)
* Scripted reality television (huh??)
* Atheists that organize and proselytize their message.
* How could Smurfette be the only girl Smurf?
* Worrying more about the wedding than the fact that you are about to take an oath before God with this person.
* Neck Tattoos.