* Team Edward of Team Jacob? In my day it was Team Wilma or Team Betty. My choice? Betty Rubble!
* Now even I am thinking about throwing my hat in the ring for the Republican nomination for President. My platform? To recall every member of congress and have new elections. And then enact strict term limits. Nobody gets comfortable in Washington.
* Throw your cable box out the window.. The gay mafia has taken it over. Then go get Netflix and watch nothing but the History Channel, The Cosby Show, and The Andy Griffith Show.. Do it now!