* This year, Dancing With The Stars has decided to change it's name to Dancing With The He/She That Has Never Been The Star Of Anything.
* Has anyone else noticed that they gay mafia is taking over our country? 3.5% of the American population is gay. However, on television 45% of the people are prancing around like nickel-plated queens. Turning off the TV......now.
* I like gay people. But I like them like I like my board games.. In the closet.