* The lead singer of Kings Of Leon cancelled the rest of the band's American tour because "My voice is completely 100% gone", He said..... Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that a self-defeating statement?
* Biden called Tea Party politicians "terrorists" for "...not letting us spend any money". He also called a policeman "Hitler" for not letting him murder his neighbor. He then called his own father "Satan" because he didn't let him drink vodka and smoke crack at age 14.
* I just got late word that REO Speedwagon and Styx have decided to gather their remaining members and form a supergroup called REO SpeedStyx.