Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Fun Facts

* This year, Dancing With The Stars has decided to change it's name to Dancing With The He/She That Has Never Been The Star Of Anything.

* Has anyone else noticed that they gay mafia is taking over our country? 3.5% of the American population is gay. However, on television 45% of the people are prancing around like nickel-plated queens. Turning off the

* I like gay people. But I like them like I like my board games.. In the closet.

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Friday, August 26, 2011

Penn Gillette, An Atheist, Makes an Amazing Point For Us Christians

Our pastor at my church talked about this video a few weeks ago and I just not got a chance to watch it. Penn Gillette had a Christian, politely, and with sincerity walk up to him after a show and hand him a Bible. Listen to his analogy of the truck..

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Fun Facts

* First Obama, now it's earthquakes and hurricanes.. What other kind of disaster will be unleashed on Washington D.C.!?

* Someone on the radio said that the increase in earthquakes might be due to global warming. Someone on the radio was an idiot.

* Reality Television = No reality at all.

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Dear Men,

Just a few thoughts I have on the subject of my own gender today..

* Why would you spend your single life striving to get married, if you are just going to turn around and spend your married life like you are still single?

* What appears to be a harmless glance, turns to romance, and homes are divided.... Guard your heart, guard your heart.. don't trade it for treasure, don't give it away. As a payment for pleasure it's a high price to pay. -- Steve Green

* Married? Get off of social networking! Facebook is the destroyer of marriages.

* If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, water your own lawn and stop looking at the neighbor's yard.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Fun Facts

* Obama says he is has a major economic stimulus plan that he is going to launch in September. Translation: If you haven't already pulled your 401K out of the market you might want to do so now.

* Abandoned amusement parks are hotbeds for teenage mystery solvers.

* If your pastor does the "That's what she said..." thing in his comments on Facebook... Change churches.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Mark Levin On Democrat Racism 101

The democrat party is the most racist organization in America today... oh and yesterday.. the day before... and since the beginning..

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Union Member Puts Daughter In Front of Oncoming Truck

C'mon people.. he only put his daughter's life at risk because he didn't like how much he was having to pay for his medical benefits... That's understandable... Right? Right?

It’s only been a few days since 45,000 CWA and IBEW members walked off their jobs at Verizon, however, incidents of harassment, sabotage, and illegal picketing have already begun to pile up.

On Tuesday, Verizon obtained an injunction in Pennsylvania and filed for one in Delaware “to prevent ‘illegal’ and ‘reprehensible’ strike activities such as keeping managers out of buildings.”

In one deplorable incident, a foul-mouthed IBEW member in New Jersey put his young daughter in front of a Verizon truck turning into a driveway as he berated the driver using expletives.

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Saturday, August 06, 2011

Did Obama Destroy The Economy On Purpose?

Last night America lost it's stellar credit rating. The first time ever. I believe our president trained for this day. More and more I begin to believe that the "dreams of his father" were actually America's nightmares. And I know what you are saying.. "Oh but Reagan, Clinton, Bush, they all brought us to this point, it's all their fault..." Well I'd say you are wrong. Clinton and Bush drove the economic bus way too close to the cliff.. However Obama put it into drive and floored it.. and when the economy tried to survive on it's own he took a bulldozer and pushed it off the cliff. So while former presidents are guilty of spending too much.. The current president has blood on his hands and is still chopping away.

My grandfather fought for this country. But was it THIS that he fought for? Back then everyone came together because the world was in trouble. And back then as Americans we walked over to Asia and Europe and we kicked their tails back to the stone age on their own home soil! We did that because we knew that freedom was at stake.. and freedom was precious. Today.. nothing is precious. Nothing is sacred. Nothing is worth dying for. I can't imagine this generation coming together for anything besides looting, whining, and stupid flash mobs that just annoy everyone and make them look like mentally challenged children.

The problem is we allowed a Marxist past the goalie. He promised us stuff and we ate it up like it was candy and he walked right in like he owned the place. We weren't thinking about our neighbor or our friends. We were thinking about ourselves. And then we were led to believe that the problem was these evil rich white capitalists sitting in their office lighting cigars with 100 dollar bills. They hire us, but yet they make more than us and we do all the work. But see that man hires me, and he also puts his own money on the line. I can pick up and go wherever I want without any repercussions. He or she cannot.
But this isn't an argument about capitalism vs Marxism.. It's an argument against the guy at the wheel. He is pushing this change, but has yet to show us that it works in any way, shape or form. He is implementing reform against 200 years of established economic policy that has proven to work time and time again. So we have poor people? Somehow making us ALL poor is a better system?
I always say, either Obama is one of the dumbest presidents in history, or he knows exactly what he is doing. Unfortunately, I think it's the latter. And by the time this is all over we will all be hemorrhaging our savings and 401ks to prove it. And Obama gets to pack up and walk away from it all...

Thursday, August 04, 2011

Fun Facts

* The lead singer of Kings Of Leon cancelled the rest of the band's American tour because "My voice is completely 100% gone", He said..... Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that a self-defeating statement?

* Biden called Tea Party politicians "terrorists" for "...not letting us spend any money". He also called a policeman "Hitler" for not letting him murder his neighbor. He then called his own father "Satan" because he didn't let him drink vodka and smoke crack at age 14.

* I just got late word that REO Speedwagon and Styx have decided to gather their remaining members and form a supergroup called REO SpeedStyx.

Monday, August 01, 2011