Wednesday, August 31, 2011
* Has anyone else noticed that they gay mafia is taking over our country? 3.5% of the American population is gay. However, on television 45% of the people are prancing around like nickel-plated queens. Turning off the TV......now.
* I like gay people. But I like them like I like my board games.. In the closet.
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Friday, August 26, 2011
Thursday, August 25, 2011
* Someone on the radio said that the increase in earthquakes might be due to global warming. Someone on the radio was an idiot.
* Reality Television = No reality at all.
Sunday, August 21, 2011
* Why would you spend your single life striving to get married, if you are just going to turn around and spend your married life like you are still single?
* What appears to be a harmless glance, turns to romance, and homes are divided.... Guard your heart, guard your heart.. don't trade it for treasure, don't give it away. As a payment for pleasure it's a high price to pay. -- Steve Green
* Married? Get off of social networking! Facebook is the destroyer of marriages.
* If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, water your own lawn and stop looking at the neighbor's yard.
Thursday, August 18, 2011
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
* Abandoned amusement parks are hotbeds for teenage mystery solvers.
* If your pastor does the "That's what she said..." thing in his comments on Facebook... Change churches.
Sunday, August 14, 2011
Thursday, August 11, 2011
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
It’s only been a few days since 45,000 CWA and IBEW members walked off their jobs at Verizon, however, incidents of harassment, sabotage, and illegal picketing have already begun to pile up.
On Tuesday, Verizon obtained an injunction in Pennsylvania and filed for one in Delaware “to prevent ‘illegal’ and ‘reprehensible’ strike activities such as keeping managers out of buildings.”
In one deplorable incident, a foul-mouthed IBEW member in New Jersey put his young daughter in front of a Verizon truck turning into a driveway as he berated the driver using expletives.
Read more: http://biggovernment.com/laborunionreport/2011/08/10/union-extremists-using-children-harassing-menacing-replacement-workers-in-verizon-strike/#ixzz1UgTQjqqp
Saturday, August 06, 2011
Friday, August 05, 2011
Thursday, August 04, 2011
* Biden called Tea Party politicians "terrorists" for "...not letting us spend any money". He also called a policeman "Hitler" for not letting him murder his neighbor. He then called his own father "Satan" because he didn't let him drink vodka and smoke crack at age 14.
* I just got late word that REO Speedwagon and Styx have decided to gather their remaining members and form a supergroup called REO SpeedStyx.