Sunday, June 05, 2011

Fun Facts

* A Subway employee in south Florida was arrested for giving away bags of weed anytime someone ordered a sandwich with "extra meat". She was busted after a man became suspicious when his wife allegedly said "Dude, after this Cold Cut Combo let's go to the park and break out the Hacky Sack."

* A barber was arrested for biting part of a man's ear off after he complained about his haircut. I bet that's the last time he gets his hair cut at Mike Tyson's Snip & Save.

* It's getting to where I can't even shop at Walmart because my Spanish is so rusty.

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