Tuesday, June 28, 2011

New Mottos Of The Liberal Democrat Party

* Four More Years... Is Mandatory.

* Eat, Drink, Be Merry, and Give Us All Your Money.

* The 1st Amendment Is Our Greatest Right...Oh and Rush Limbaugh Must Be Silenced.

* We Hate Every Tradition in America Except For Gay Pride Parades.

Monday, June 27, 2011

Things That Make Me Mad Today

1. Idiots with purposefully loud mufflers on city side streets. You can 100% mark it down that the person driving that car is grade-A all-American D-Bag.

2. People who feel like everyone owes them something. Sometimes referred to as "strains on society" or "democrats".

3. The person sitting in the McDonald's drive thru line staring at the menu because they aren't sure what they want even though there are 10 cars waiting behind them. IT'S McDONALD'S!!

4. Retail customers who have an issue with a business, but instead of coming in looking to resolve that issue.. they come in with guns blazing because...(see #2)

Friday, June 24, 2011

Tweeting My Own Horn

Here are a few tweets of mine that I think are just pretty darn good...

If anything the Obama administration is probably the most racist administration since the mid to late 50's

Democrats suck at waging war.

Herman Cain is the black Ronald Reagan in my book.

Se7en.. a movie with an ending the whole family can enjoy.

David Tyree is right. Gay marriage WILL be the last stop before total moral breakdown, anarchy, and ultimately destruction.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Fun Facts

* If you are worried that you seldom communicate with your neighbors? Mow your lawn at 2 a.m. and the dialog will virtually happen all by itself!

* There are three things I remember about math class in high school. 1. The tests were really tough, and 2. I rarely did my homework.

* I want the internet to crash so badly.. I want kids to have to do what I did after school..pretend the floor is lava.

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Undeniable Questions

* Do you even know the names of Obama's daughters? No? Because they are off-limits right? Well then how come we knew every detail about Bush's daughters?

* Why do republicans continue to tolerate liberals? It would be like Christians tolerating orgies and underage drinking. When do we stop being defensive and go on the offense?

* When the democrats tell us that the economy is still Bush's fault and it's going to take more time, why do we not go for the jugular politically? Is that not totally unacceptable? Isn't it past time to compromise and now time to mutiny?

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Fun Facts

* The Wiener and Boehner jokes are worse then that time that the Phil N. Butts scandal took hold of Washington DC when Peter Scrotum was speaker of the house.

* I'm sorry, but I find it hard to believe that the fat woman on Extreme Couponing is using her stockpile of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups for "emergencies only".

* Oprah has her own network and most of the shows are about her. If I had my own network I would show nothing but Looney Toons and Three Stooges 24 hours a day.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Wichita Doctor Arrested After Fatal Hit-and-Run Accident

Just a bizarre and tragic story from the Wichita Eagle...
Wichita doctor arrested in connection with Friday's fatal hit-and-run accident | Wichita Eagle


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- Investigators arrested a Wichita doctor, Mohammad Sarrafizadeh, on Friday night on suspicion of failing to stop at an injury accident in which a 32-year-old man was killed Friday.

Police say Sarrafizadeh, arrested at his home in the 1500 block of Krug, according to jail records released early this morning, drove for three miles with the man's body on top of his van after crashing into him on Greenwich Road near Douglas early Friday.

Almira Hammond, who lives across the street from the house in far east Wichita where the minivan and the body ended up in a driveway, said of herself and her neighbors, "We're all stunned."

It's hard to understand how it happened, Hammond said.

Friday morning, Hammond watched as EMS workers tended to the victim's body atop the minivan. The 32-year-old man was pronounced dead at the scene. Police didn't release the man's name.

The victim had been working near the street when the minivan struck him on Greenwich Road near Douglas around 7:15 a.m., police Capt. Hassan Ramzah said. That location is near a Hawker Beechcraft plant entrance.

The victim ended up on the minivan's roof, Ramzah said.

A 67-year-old man who lives at the house where the minivan stopped has a valid driver's license, records show.

Neighbors said the minivan's owner lives in the house, but Ramzah said he could not confirm that.

Witnesses who saw the minivan driving with the victim on the roof called 911. Someone followed the minivan to a house in the 1500 block of North Krug, in a neighborhood near 13th and 127th Street East, Ramzah said. The house is about three miles from where the minivan hit the worker.

One neighbor said he saw a vehicle pulling into the driveway "pretty quickly" with what looked like a person on top.

For a time Friday, police blocked off the street in front of the house, and crime scene tape surrounded the driveway where the gray-and-tan minivan still sat. While officers investigated and documented the scene, the victim's body remained atop the minivan, covered with a blanket. Later, the body was removed.

A tow truck removed the minivan, a Toyota Sienna XLE with a luggage rack on top, while neighbors watched Friday afternoon.

The minivan had damage on the driver's side front bumper and headlight assembly. The hood was caved in. The windshield was smashed in — broken through in at least one place and densely cracked.

Representatives of the Sedgwick County District Attorney's Office went to the scene. The office declined to comment.

Contributing Stan Finger and Deb Gruver of The Eagle.

Read more: http://www.kansas.com/2011/06/10/1886399/pedestrian-killed-when-hit-by.html#ixzz1P7y62CVD

Thursday, June 09, 2011

Wis. Union Protesters Disrupt Special Olympics Ceremony

They are nothing more than heartless small-time thugs who do NOT give a flip about anything but self, greed, me, myself, and I.. They will talk brotherhood.. But I have seen it.. as soon as they make nice with the "evil company" they simply turn on each other. Unions are legalized mafia, nothing else.. And this video shows you how much they care about fellow man, especially those less fortunate...

Wednesday, June 08, 2011

The World Is Toast... And Not The Edible Kind

Welcome to your uplifting message of the day!
The America that our grandfather's died for lasted only a short time. Technology and stupidity came rushing in and ruined us all. That same thing is happening in every country on this globe. Now we are breathing the last gasps before we slip into total chaos, new world order, and government rule. The final result will be catastrophe and disaster on a God-sized scale.

When will this happen?
I'd say we have 20 to 40 years tops. But I am no Harold Camping.. I only know that it will happen, not when.

Why am I so gloomy about out future? (Time for my go-to bullet points...AKA lazy writing!)

* I am a Christian..first and foremost. The Word of God is abundantly clear that this world is a sinking ship, and all we are left to do, forced to do, must do.. is abandon ship and do our best to get our co-workers, friends, and family to get in the life raft with us.

* Just like Jesus predicted, Christians aren't abandoning ship. We are on the ship partying with the rest of them and only occasionally do we sit in the lifeboat, only to get back out and blend right back in with the world again.

* We somehow purposefully elected a president that in 3 short years all but dismantled what our forefathers built with their sweat and blood. It's not ALL his fault.. He had help from the presidents who came before that set the stage.. and really to be honest it's OUR fault. We felt entitled and then we idiotically believed that the government can somehow magically provide us free services.. so we bought it and bit it..hook, line, and sinker.

* C'mon, think about it! Think of how technology is changing so rapidly. Do you really believe that 30 years from now we will still have little square computers that we keep in our pocket and take out to play Angry Birds?
I watched a documentary called Transcendent Man where Ray Kurzweil says that within the next twenty years we will start to combine human life with technology and the lame will walk, the blind will see, and we can eventually achieve eternal life. In other words.. we become god.. Do you really believe that an all powerful, Holy God is going to allow that to happen on His watch? This world will soon end.. mark it down and believe it!

So go read your Bible, put on your life preserver and get in the life raft, and you will be saved.. Only through Jesus Christ!

Monday, June 06, 2011

This Is What Idiocy Looks Like

Can someone, anyone tell me what in the world their point was here? Progressives need to find a purpose because whatever this is, is totally stupid and pointless...

Sunday, June 05, 2011

Fun Facts

* A Subway employee in south Florida was arrested for giving away bags of weed anytime someone ordered a sandwich with "extra meat". She was busted after a man became suspicious when his wife allegedly said "Dude, after this Cold Cut Combo let's go to the park and break out the Hacky Sack."

* A barber was arrested for biting part of a man's ear off after he complained about his haircut. I bet that's the last time he gets his hair cut at Mike Tyson's Snip & Save.

* It's getting to where I can't even shop at Walmart because my Spanish is so rusty.

Thursday, June 02, 2011

Wednesday, June 01, 2011