Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Fun Facts

* Harold Camping says he is sorry he got the rapture date wrong but that now he is positive it will be October 21st of this year. He says he forgot to take into account the fact that he is totally senile.

* Joe Biden told donors to "keep him in mind for 2016." Each of them said "um..yeah.....ok.." and then pretended to write down the date in their planners.

* In another move towards living up to his Nobel Peace Prize for Not Being George Bush, Obama continued heavy bombing in Libya today while keeping troops in both Iraq and Afghanistan.

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