Friday, April 15, 2011

Tweets of the Week

Breaking News: Barney Frank arrested after attempting to perform the Heimlich maneuver on a man who wasn't choking...

They can't put Obama on Mount Rushmore, the Rock formation tested too weak to support the hollowing out of his head..

When you encounter somebody who likes U2, you repeatedly punch them until they stop liking U2. No exceptions.

Technology constantly re-evolves. I just lined my parakeets cage with Kindles. Second generation.

I am worried that the 12 guys sticking meat thermometers into the ground in my backyard are not actually scientists.

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