Friday, April 29, 2011

Fun Facts

* For her community service requirement it has been reported that Lindsay Lohan will teach acting classes at a homeless shelter. For the record the homeless have maybe a 1% chance of ever becoming actors while Lindsay has about a 85% chance of becoming homeless. So maybe they need to give her tips on how to pack a bindle.

* In an upcoming comic book Superman will renounce his U.S. citizenship. Isn't he from Krypton? I'm pretty sure he wasn't here legally anyway.

* Obama released his true birth certificate but refuses to release his college transcript records. The man stated that his qualifications for being president was that he ran a successful campaign. So even if he has all A's for his grades he still is about 1,000 times dumber than the press says he is. Raising taxes is not hard.

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