* I'm working on a totally unique romantic comedy script. It's boy meets girl... boy does something stupid to screw up the relationship...boy and girl go their separate ways.. then boy realizes he can't live without girl and he stops her just before she marries boy #2.. boy and girl live happily ever after. It's going to be unheard of and epic.
* Does the fact that 4 out of 5 new TV shows are about pawn shops say anything about Obama's economy?
* In an upcoming episode of Pawn Stars, Barack Obama brings in the liberty bell. He says "We won't be needing this anymore."