Sunday, March 20, 2011

Things I Don't Trust

* Scientists

* Liberals

* Self-help books

* College Students

* Men

* Women

* Drinkers of alcohol

* Muslims

* People that own their own pool cue

* Gay activists

* PBS

* Cats

* The entire cast of Glee

* George Soros

* Republicans

* Overly tanned sorority girls

* People that believe in ghosts

* Creflo Dollar

* Hippies

* Unions

* Hastily built scaffolding

* Mormons

* Joel Osteen

* Rick Warren

* Cirque De Soleil

* People who still watch WWE wrestling

* Jay Leno

* The NFL

* Garrison Keillor

* The neighbor's dog

* People younger than 50 that smoke pipes

* Democrats

* iPhone enthusiasts

* Oatmeal at McDonald's

* The entire state of California

* Humans

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