* Participating in "Earth Hour" this year made me feel like I was really doing my part. I went around the house and turned on all the lights, ran the hoses outside on the pavement, and sprayed aerosol cans into the air. Wait did I do that right? Ahh shoot, I forgot to club that baby seal! Oh well.. next year!
* How come Beethoven never put out a live album?
* Liberals respect everyone's beliefs.. as long as they don't actually really believe it.