Friday, March 18, 2011

Fun Facts

* Atheist groups in Arizona are suing Governor Brewer for declaring May 6 a "Day of Prayer". Finally someone is doing something in America about this rampant prayer problem. I am also looking for a Federal ban on saying "God bless you" after someone sneezes. And all churches need to be changed into "nature stations" immediately.

* I have a plan. We go to Libya and capture Gaddafi. Then we take him to Japan and force him to be the canary inside the reactor. If he dies then everyone gets out of there. Oh and while you're in there Muammar... spray things down with this water hose.

* How come in the middle east there is always 18 ways to spell someone's name and still be right?Ghaddafi, Gaddafi, Qaddafi, Gadoffeee, etc.. I think he also answers to "G-funk", "The Gad man" and "Smelly".

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