Monday, February 28, 2011

Fun Facts

* The U.N. voted to sanction Libya. Knowing the U.N. and their inability to ever really punish any nation even for things like mass genocide, I bet they decided the best punishment was to ban the import of all pork products.

* Charlie Sheen aimed to prove he was clean of all drugs by taking a urine test and sure enough it came back clean. The problem is the test they gave has no ability to test for delusional paranoid schizophrenia or the fact that he probably has a pant-load of Venereal Disease.

* The Wisconsin Governor has given the fleeing rogue democrats 24 hours to return. I think we ought to let them stay on the run, and also encourage all democrats to come get some rest at a resort.. meanwhile while they are all away drinking and chasing their secretaries around the resort we change the locks and get some crap done in this country.

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