* Gaddafi told the Libyans they have two choices, "Either I rule you or I kill you". He later added "Keep in mind I'm not very good at either of those things."
* In an online survey to name an Indiana government center the runaway favorite Harry Baals(pronounced Bawls) was eliminated as a possibility because of fears his name would make the town a target of jokes. So in a compromise they decided to name it after his son Sweaty.
* There is war and death all over the world.. But here in America we are all caught up in a 16 year old boy's new haircut. Yellow fever? Try having Beiber fever.