* Gays will now be allowed to serve openly in the military. Let's hope the enemy doesn't use their gaydar.
* "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" is being replaced with "I Wish You Hadn't Told Me."
* One good thing about gays in the military.. The barracks are going to look great with some drapes to accent the drab windows that give it an elegant look even on a budget. War is FABULOUS!