Monday, December 20, 2010

Fun Facts

* If you ever get the pleasure of seeing two people fighting over a parking place at a crowded mall, don't try and break it up, just enjoy it. That's a piece of Americana happening right before your eyes.

* I love kids, however they seem to be walking containers of viruses, germs, and disease. When I come into contact with any kid around cold and flu season I immediately feel the need to go home and take a bath in waterless hand sanitizer.

* Americans have so perverted Christmas that I almost think it might be more Holy to just not celebrate it at all. If you have your kids singing "Happy Birthday Dear Jesus" and then tearing into their new store bought possessions then you aren't doing it right.

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