* The founder of Wikileaks, Julian Assange, apparently has yet to find time to mosey over to WikiHaircuts.
* Our country is broke. It's time we start selling things on Ebay in order to pay down the national debt. Would anyone really be that sad if we wrapped up Alaska and returned it to the Russians? What's the return policy on that one?
* If tomorrow America cut off all trade with China we would only be able to buy McDonald's hamburgers and Shop-vacs (I looked it up, they are still made in the U.S.).