* Thanks to big Sister government most people now make it to 2nd base just before boarding an airline in the US.
* We could save ourselves a lot of time and trouble if we just assume that every package coming out of Yemen is some type of explosive device.
* Do you think we should combat terrorism by offering Muslims 71 virgins if they DON'T blow stuff up? Oh wait, this is America.. I'm not sure we could find that many virgins.