Saturday, October 30, 2010

Vote Harry Reid? Let's Ask Dennis Miller

This is kinda old but is Oh So relevant to today.. especially Tuesday. SEND HIM HOME!!

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Incredible Mimic Octopus

This is a really cool video of an animal that can mimic other animals as a defense mechanism...

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

How Modern Liberals Think

I learned so much about liberalism in this 45 minute video. This is Evan Sayet. He's a Writer, Lecturer and Pundit. He describes himself as a "9/13 Republican". If you have 45 minutes to spare, take time to check this out, it's brilliant..

Monday, October 25, 2010

Ways To Improve The NFL

The NFL doesn't need a lot of help. It's pretty much the most successful sports organization in the world. But I feel there is always room for improvement. Here are my suggestions to sort of make this sport over-the-top great...

* Everybody has the same color jersey with the name "Smith" on the back so quarterbacks have no clue who they are passing to and you have people tackling their own teammates on accident. It would be beautiful chaos.

* Touchdowns are still worth 6 points however you can get extra points for style. For instance doing a front flip into the end zone gives you 3 extra points..and doing the leap frog over your other teammates into the end zone gives you 12 extra points.

* Those guys that launch T-shirts into the crowd at halftime? Keep them on the field throughout the entire game. T-shirts just flying all over the place.

* Kickoffs are now done with a football cannon instead of kicking the ball. Extra points if you hit a member of the opposite team.

* Crazy helmet contest. The night before each player decorates their helmet. The crowd votes at halftime on who has the wackiest helmet.. That player receives a gift basket.

* In random places all over the field there are mud pits.

* Finally, the Superbowl is no longer played on the field. A folding table is set up at the 50 yard line and the two teams play paper football until one team is crowned Superbowl Champion.

I think this could finally give the NFL the boost it needs to become popular even among the elderly, women, children, and Mormons. It will cross all boundaries.

You're welcome NFL.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Michigan Woman Faces Civil Rights Complaint for Seeking a Christian Roommate

This is BEYOND outrageous. This is persecution. A woman posted on a CHURCH bulletin board that she wants a "Christian roommate" and some idiot called the "Fair Housing Center" and now she may face hundreds of dollars in fines. I can't believe it. Actually I'm starting to expect things like this...

Michigan Woman Faces Civil Rights Complaint for Seeking a Christian Roommate -

Friday, October 22, 2010

Is Someone Born a Homosexual?

This guy was a homosexual. But like any sin, whether it be pre-marital straight sex, homosexuality, or thievery, or whatever.. we can be set free because of the Blood of Christ!

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Communism IS Their Goal

People don't realize that all they are doing is transferring greed to tyrants.. which is in fact a death sentence for freedom and liberty. Ladies and Gentlemen.. The one world government tyranny is upon us! Learn to swim!

Communism is a "lying, dirty, shrewd, godless, murderous, determined international criminal conspiracy."

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

My Advice To You

Three Decades of Arm Chair Wisdom (a rerun)

My advice to the masses as I am now a score + 12 years old (Take it with a grain of salt because what do I know?)....

* Don't acquire stuff. Stuff gets boring quick and leaves you wanting more stuff. I know this from experience.

* If college is not agreeable with you, drop out. You can always go back. But if you drop out, work hard, get two or three jobs, do not sit around and do nothing.

* Stick with a job/career even if you hate it. Jobs are like marriages, the bad days come and go. If you fall into the trap of job hopping you will never find stability in your life.

* Wait to get married. Wait until your late twenties at least. Chances are pretty good you will get divorced and become just another statistic if you rush into getting married because of a race to the alter. Fight that urge.

* Don't sell your soul for alcohol and entertainment. It's not worth it. Just stay away from wine and beer altogether. If you want to remind yourself why you it's better to stay away from alcohol...just look at the people that drink a lot. It'll become crystal clear.

* Pay for the majority of your purchases with cash. (Learned this one the real hard way.)

* Don't fight your parents. You are going to become just like them anyway so learn to embrace it early on and you will have peace.

* Just be real. More people know when you are being fake than you realize.

* Laugh at yourself daily.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Joel Osteen's Curse

"One of the greatest distinguishing marks of a false prophet is that he will always tell you what you want to hear, he will never rain on your parade. He will get you clapping, he will get you jumping, he will make you dizzy, he will keep you entertained, and he will present a Christianity to you that will make your church look like a six flags over Jesus!
False teachers are God's judgement on people who don't want God but in the name of religion plan on getting everything there carnal heart desires. That's why a Joel Osteen is raised up. Those people who sit under him are not victims of him, he is the judgement of God upon them because they want exactly what he wants, and its not God."

-- Paul Washer

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Meet Charles Lollar

My question is.. How long will it be before someone from the left takes a racist swipe at the black GOP candidates?

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Meet Tim Scott

Further proof that the times are changin' and that Truth knows no color, age or sex. It's time to take back our freedom.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Undeniable Truths

* There really is no redeeming reason for a child to watch anything on television these days. Go buy them the complete seasons of The Andy Griffith Show, I Love Lucy, Little House On The Prairie, Tom & Jerry, The Flintstones, and Looney Tunes. Most everything else fills their tiny mushy brains with rubbish that carries into their adulthood. You want them to be shocked by what they see out in the world.

* When a president is in his 2nd year of his first term and half the country believes he may be THE single worst president of all time.. something's not right. He's not good at this. I recommend he try maybe going back to Chicago. The corruption there suits him better. I think he assumed the rest of the country wouldn't see him sweeping it all under the rug, not realizing that he pulled it out from under us in order to sweep it under.

* Here's a quick experiment for all the anti-gun liberals. I think republicans should all paint their houses red, and democrats paint their houses blue. Let the burglars decide which ones they want to rob. Mine is red... good luck!

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Friday, October 08, 2010

Fun Facts

* Anderson Cooper from CNN chastised Vince Vaughn for using the phrase "That's gay" in the trailer for his upcoming movie. That is SO gay.

* When I attempt to make a phone call and someone answers and says I have the wrong number, I have a mini panic attack trying the 2nd time as I pray that I simply hit the wrong button the first time. Because if not, then some random stranger is about to hate my guts.

* The only reason anyone should ever wear a turtle neck is if they are trying to cover up a hickey or a pimple.

Thursday, October 07, 2010

Who Will Make Us Proud Again?

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same."
-- Ronald Wilson Reagan

I miss him so much!

Wednesday, October 06, 2010

McDonald's Victim Of More Silly Propaganda

I can't believe how gullible Americans are. Somebody just told me that Walmart owns 90% of Target. She got an email that told her so. Well she's just wrong.

Also.. Have you seen this thing going around the internet where they say that McDonald's just puts the whole chicken in a blender, makes a paste, and then rolls chicken nugget balls.

The picture on the left has gone viral all over the internet with ever changing horror stories about how this is the by-product of an entire chicken, bones, beak and all shoved into a press, then out comes this paste that they supposedly they soak it in ammonia for hours because it is filled with bacteria.. then they add artificial chicken flavoring later. Liberals, corporation haters, and gullible conservatives have been forwarding this like it was the flu. Problem is... It's not true.

It's true that they use machines to separate the meat from the bones. It's called Mechanically Separated Chicken. It is NOT true that they just toss the dead chicken into a press and the bones, beak, and everything are made into a paste.
It is made into a paste-like substance.. but McDonald's uses
100% white meat.. not whole squeezed chicken paste like everyone passing around this propaganda wants you to believe. They have for years. I remember when they switched to 100% white meat.. and trust me, I know my McDonald's.
Let's face it... there's not a guy in the back room at McDonald's chopping and quartering a fresh chicken and then forming it into nuggets.. if you believed that then I'm not sure how you even had the smarts to find a McDonald's in the first place. They have to make a billion nuggets fast. If you don't like it.. don't eat there.. Gee how hard is that to figure out???????????

Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Enter The False Teachers

"If your engine is not revving up.. you know what you need? You need a Holy Ghost enema right up your rear end"

The end is near... Learn to swim.

Saturday, October 02, 2010

USD 259 School Lunch Menu

Lunch Menu For The Week of 10/4 - 10/8

Square cardboard-like Pizza
Choice of fudge or Cole Slaw
Brown-leaf tossed salad (with little, if any dressing)
Orange wedge

Beef Fritter
Pumpkin Seeds (salted)
Cabbage Casserole (served room temperature)
Orange Wedge

Chicken Loaf
Peanut Butter (with spoon)
3 Laffy Taffy's
Orange Wedge

Spaghetti Basket
Bread (non-kosher)
Unidentifiable Fruit Cup
Orange Wedge

Pork Hot Pockets
Eggplant Nuggets
Fortune Cookie (tells your future)
Orange Wedge