* I might buy Captain Crunch Cereal again someday, but not until the box has a sticker on it that says "Now with 75% less roof-of-mouth pulverization!"
* Show and Tell day was the most awesome day in elementary school. I was just convinced the other kids were stunned and riveted as I dramatically told them about the Canadian penny I found and brought to school.
* I remember candidates for Student Council President in middle school in their speeches would promise to try to get longer recess, or more pizza in the cafeteria. Not one of them ever delivered on their campaign promises. Pathetic.