* Obama put NASA in charge of cleaning up a two mile stretch of highway along I-70, and making sure that Eskimos and people from Finland feel good about themselves.
* Nancy Pelosi had her face reshaped to have a constant general look of malaise and concern.
* Obama is gathering engineers to put them in charge of creating a car that runs on oily sea water and dead pelicans.
* Harry Reid was found crying in bathroom stall at the capitol building.
* Obama now calling Canada to see if there is anything they have anything they would be willing give us so we can socialize it.
* Mexicans are returning to Mexico for their health care needs.