Al and Tipper Gore separate after 40-year marriage
I just intercepted an email from Al to Tipper. Inside it had a list of reasons why he was needing to have a separation. Here are the 5 reasons he gave...
* The earth is a harsh mistress, and every second I spend with you polar bears are dying, Eskimos are drowning, and the ice in my iced tea melts much faster than it used to.
* My hair oil budget is shrinking because you keep going shopping with the money I make from my global warming scheme...err I mean global warming cause.
* Nobel Peace Prize winners are actually discouraged from being married. Also they are discouraged from actually promoting peace. I accomplished the latter, so I need to focus on the former.
* I need to devote my time to my newest invention.. Internet II
* Let's face it, I'm a flaming homosexual.