* Something tells me Louisiana Gulf shrimp is going to be sold at discount prices this year. That's good eatin'. They go down real smooth.
* I owe Al Gore an apology. I was wrong when I doubted the validity of Global Warming. I went outside today and it was about 95 degrees. And yet I distinctly remember back in December it was around 32 degrees. Clearly the globe has warmed. I feel like such an idiot.
* I'm 31 years old, but when I go to a sporting event I still find myself standing in a group of 13 year olds screaming at a guy on the field in a bee costume to throw me a free cheap plastic Frisbee.