Saturday, June 19, 2010

Fun Facts

* Seeing the grease drip down on the George Foreman Grill gives me a false sense of security. It makes me think that my cheeseburger is totally fat free and now I can skip the vegetables for the next couple of days.

* Vegetarians are very pretentious. They never miss an opportunity to tell people they are vegetarians. I'm not impressed. Guess what, I don't eat yams, but I don't announce that at picnics.

* Remember, people we're actually saying that Barack Obama was the second coming of the the messiah. Excuse me, but if that was the second coming I'll take my chances waiting for the third.

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