Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Fun Facts

* Most of the time the recipe for preparing fish calls for it to be cooked in oil. Thanks to BP, for the next year or so you can probably go ahead and skip that step.

* You know you are gaining weight when you are a man and you have a bigger boobs than the lady next to you at the gym. You can safely say you have crossed the threshold at that point.

* I hope God isn't like Sony because when I was born I forget to send in my warranty registration.

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