Sunday, April 25, 2010

Hyperfast Missile To Hit Anywhere In An Hour

Hyperfast missile to hit anywhere in an hour - Times Online

I love this idea. We can hit anywhere on the globe and take out bad guys within an hour. Now if we find Osama Bin Laden and he's thinking about leaving to head down to the store or something like that we just have to stall him for an hour. I think if we can get someone undercover in there who is willing to get blown up along with him, we have a shot at it. Here's some ideas of things the undercover guy can say to get him to get him to stay put...

* "Hey, don't leave yet.. word has it there is a woman about to show her ankles in the cave."

* "Osama.. You leave, and I swear I will draw a picture of Mohammed! I'll do it man!"

* "Why are you leaving? The Guiding Shiite is on, you love that show!"

* "Where were you on 9/11?"

* This one requires you bring your own horn... "Was that the call to prayer? Yeah, not sure why it's so soon after the last call to prayer...but hey.. it's the law!"

* "Ding, ding, ding...roasted goat is ready in the cave!!!"

Anyone else got any ideas?

1 comment:

Matthew Avitabile said...

Maybe we can have a visit by Kim Jong Ir