Thursday, April 01, 2010

The Best Dennis Miller Quotes Pt 1

“There is a chalk outline being drawn around common sense, and most people cannot even identify the victim.”

“You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R”

“Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.”

“The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.”

“I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.”

“One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech.”

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