Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Best Quotes Of The Week So Far

* "This has never, ever, ever happened before -- even at the stupidest American university," -- Ann Coulter
After protesters at the University of Ottawa prevented her from giving a speech Tuesday night.

* Fan Comment: "Every morning I wake up and find Obama is still my president I get a warm tingly feeling...oh wait, I'm incontinent, nevermind!" DM Says: "Don’t worry, Obamacare will treat incontinency, grant it you will be taxed up the wazoo. And an overtaxed wazoo will unfortunately make you incontinent again. -- Dennis Miller

* "President Obama says he plans to travel to Iowa to explain how his health care plan "will lower costs for small businesses and American families and give them more control over their health care." Why not save time and just tell them "whatever you do, don't actually read the stupid thing"?" -- Fred Thompson

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