PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: Let me just make this point, John. Because we're not campaigning anymore. The election is over.
SENATOR JOHN MCCAIN: I'm reminded of that every day. In fact Mr. President, not only is the last election over, but so is the next one.
OBAMA: Uh.. My teleprompter is not telling me what to say or else I would have a really good come back. Just remember that I'm the President and you are just a mere Senator.
MCCAIN: That's true. But keep in mind that after 2012 I will probably still have a job and you will be out building houses with Jimmy Carter and working on your Facebook fan page. And we know having a job in this community organizer economy is like being able to crap gold.
OBAMA: Uh...OK, Unfortunately I have to bring this meeting to an end because I just remembered some paperwork I was supposed to get done. Everyone is dismissed. (Quietly sobs)