* It's going to be hard to watch Tiger golf again. We're just going to have way to many awkward moments when the commentator says stuff like "Tiger tees up his ball and gets out his wood." Golf is such an innocent sport, but now it will filled with innuendo and giggling.
* When I go to the gym and a 40 year old woman next to me is working out much harder than I am it emasculates me and makes me feel like less of a man.... well to be honest my spandex tights and purple ankle weights don't help much either.
* I hate when my foot falls asleep during the day, because then I know it's going to be up all night.