Saturday, February 27, 2010

Fun Facts: PETA Edition

* A turtle shell, hollowed, scraped, and cleaned does NOT make a good cereal bowl. However it is perfect for holding jelly beans on your office desk.

* To be perfectly honest tuna with tiny bits of dolphin has a much zestier taste.

* Free range chickens get to walk around outside before they got slaughtered for my Chicken McNuggets. But I like the ones that are crammed into a cage for their whole life because I don't like the snobby, pretentious chickens.. I like a Chicken who has done hard time.

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